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Be honest now: who hasn’t wondered what alien sex might be like? Or perhaps dreamt of being abducted and given a thoroughly carnal examination by some exotic alien anal probe. I know I have. John Thomas toys are here to help you answer that question, with their Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo.

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Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

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Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

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"Ladies and gentleman, this isn't the Royal Court, it's the Grand Prix! So start your engines!!" I feel "Sceptre" is a misnomer, if anything, the name should've been "The Gear Shift"! The shape of the device could easily be considered a gear shift, and not only does it sound like it's housing a V8 engine, but it feels like it too! Though it's personally not my favorite toy thus far, its definitively powerful vibrations more than get the job done and I'd gladly recommend it to any user wanting to cruise the Autobahn like a Queen!

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What’s small, pink, and turns your hand into a playground of possibilities? The Swan Finger, of course. This is one of those toys that can easily be a staple in everyday sexcapades. Staying with the swan theme, this finger glove is long, like a swan's neck, and mimics the look and feel of a finger to a tee. It slides on almost any finger (all my digits on both hands and my partner's were a win). It's easy to slip on and inserts really smoothly, thanks to that soft-touch silicone. The slightly curved shape and flexible build give your regular finger the extra boost it needs to stimulate both the A and G spots, and it even worked well for anal fingering (more advanced toy users are going to like this one). Although free from the tech element, it didn’t drop a beat. There’s even a textured base that hits the clit, so you get internal and external stimulation. The Swan Finger’s simplicity is its strength—a hands-on experience you would want to try.

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A fantastic toy with interesting stimuli and sensations. This is admittedly my first oral style stroker but it surely wasn’t a let down. I would definitely recommend it if you don’t mind spending a few bucks.

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As a big fan of sex grinders, I love Calypso by Paladin Pleasure Sculptors, or PPSculptors for short. Calypso is a merfolk vulva grinder with a lot of texture. It's great for pillow or thigh humpers and can be used by any anatomy! Pair with your preferred water-based lubricant, then hump & grind away. Pro tip: Use plenty of lube!

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Claiming it will twirl you into "your cozy place," the Cupsland masturbatory Twirl sleeve is a sturdy stroker you're not soon to forget. With a lovingly tight pussy opening and a tight end cap you can adjust for suction, inserting yourself into this heavy 9-inch toy will provide you sensations you will never get from your hand. Or anybody else's. The actual mechanical structure of this extra heavy (and the weight could prove really the only problem if you come to not get off so quickly) provides the authentic tight 'twirly' sensation to provide a range of fucking experiences. Depending how you approach the Twirl once you are inside it, you can get up, in and manage some very hard humping indeed positioning your hand and body in any number of positions. It will deliver quite the ride. Cupsland's lifelike NaturSKIN provides a realistic, tight, comfortable fit, delivering high sensation, from the second you get inside the sleeve all the way up it. Also, the way the thing looks, black and sleek with finely designed fluted sides means you can place this toy anywhere with you home décor. Cupsland has also provided something here that is truly unique to keeping this jerk off toy in prime condition; an innovative Drying Rod to pop into the sleeve after cleaning. The box the thing comes in is also pretty cool, with delineated hard cardboard sections to store the Twirl in to dry it discreetly. All around, a well-made, well-thought-out item to help you jerk it.

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Spring is in the air! Or rather.. your underwear! This U-shaped stimulator is a great little panty stuffer for any occasion! Allow it to stimulate those pleasure points on its own or get into the groove with a little bump and grind action ;P. Use it in the bed, in the bath or on the go. With its elegant style and powerful settings, you're sure to feel pretty and plump. As the title says, the Utimi Spring is sure to put a Spring in your step!

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The Nova 2 by We-Vibe has officially earned a spot in my nightstand drawer - and trust me, that’s high praise. This rabbit-style vibrator is a dream for both first-timers and seasoned pros alike. It’s designed with flexibility in mind, so it moves with your body instead of against it. And here’s the part that really sold me: the clitoral stimulator actually stays in place the whole time. No fumbling, no repositioning - just consistent, toe-curling contact. The vibes themselves are powerful but discreet, meaning you get all the buzz without the buzzkill of loud noise. Plus, both the internal and external arms are super adaptable, so odds are it’ll suit your body just right.

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The Zodiac Vibes Collection is a standout example of how creativity and functionality can come together seamlessly. This set features 12 vibrators, each designed to reflect a specific zodiac sign, combining aesthetic charm with practical use. From the adventurous Aries to the sensual Scorpio, each piece captures the essence of its zodiac inspiration. What makes this collection truly remarkable is its thoughtful design. These toys are not only visually appealing but also versatile, with some models featuring a keychain attachment, allowing them to double as stylish accessories. Their compact and adorable appearance makes them discreet, and it’s hard to imagine at first glance that these charming items are, in fact, vibrators. From a usability perspective, the quality speaks for itself. The medical-grade silicone covering ensures a soft, skin-friendly touch, while the waterproof construction allows for safe and flexible use in different environments. Each vibrator offers strong, satisfying vibrations with multiple modes to suit various preferences, making them a practical and luxurious choice. Whether as a gift or a personal indulgence, the Zodiac Vibes Collection strikes a balance between sophistication and fun, offering a unique experience that appeals to both the playful and the practical. It’s a thoughtful, well-crafted set that stands out in its category.

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I looooooove bewbs! I mean who doesn’t, anybody can appreciate a nice heavy rack. These Honkers feel and look incredible, and are guaranteed to fulfill your naughtiest desires and send you into Oppai Overdrive!

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While most people think of a pair of handcuffs as the first step on a kink journey, they look a lot better in the movies than they feel in real life, more often leading to cries of "ow, those are digging into my back now", or "damn my wrists hurt." Instead, I'd argue that a decent under bed restraint system is a far more exciting introduction to bondage, and something will likely stay a part of your play chest even if you graduate to “harder” forms of bondage later. But shop wisely because not all under bed restraint systems are made the same. The DOMINIX Deluxe Adjustable Leather Cuff Under Mattress Set from LoveHoney is a solid choice, with leather cuffs and a secure method of mounting to your bed.

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Overall, I would say that I really enjoyed using the Go Glow Bullet from Our Erotic Journey, and I would purchase this product again. There were some minor inconsistencies in the product design that made me rank this below a perfect score. However, since it is marketed as a kitschy and unique toy I would say it fulfills that expectation and more.

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The Bellesa Pebble is truly my favorite toy of all time. It’s compact, powerful, easy to use, easy to charge, perfect for partnered sex, and is all around the best friend you could have. The toy is a clitoral vibrator that uses pulsing suction to stimulate. It has an optional vibrating feature that works alongside the suction, adding a dimension to the toy’s sensations. It’s a relatively small toy, fitting easily in the palm of your hand. It comes in a discrete storage case that serves as a travel case, stores the toy while not in use, and allows you to charge it. It’s perfect for anyone who needs to be subtle with their sex toys or who travels. I’ve sworn by this toy since I bought it three years ago. Though I have had to replace it twice, roughly once a year, since I purchased it. This could totally be because I use it nearly every other day, sometimes several times a day–which I understand sounds ridiculous, but it is that good of a toy. It could be a quality issue, and we will discuss quality later, but I did not make this toy’s life easy.

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Oh my goodness! This toy was amazing. I really enjoyed using it in conjunction with strokers and other toys. I don't think this toy can give me an orgasm by itself, but rather it intensifies orgasms. It's basically a vibrator for your cock. If you want to intensify your sessions, either partnered or solo, then give this thing a go. You'll definitely love it. If you want something that'll get you off by itself, then consider looking somewhere else.

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