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The Sniper Mell by Ikebukuro Toys is an onahole type masturbator that features four rows of ball bearings set inside the TPU material providing a novel change to the typical sleeve type masturbator. Unfortunately, this toy has a few drawbacks that I feel let it down overall compared to other toys in the same price bracket.

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Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

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Mrs Whippy by Pussy Punch Toys is a super cute ice cream themed dildo, and honestly I just think that the world needs more cute food themed sex toys! I really love the texture and the tapered girth, and I'm so happy that they made me one with a realistic handle that sends me some serious nostalgia. I think the price point for Mrs Whippy is really good, especially considering that you're getting a custom made sex toy in which you can choose your colors, shimmer or no shimmer, and your firmness. Plus, it always feels nice supporting small businesses!

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Alright listen up, you slap a tsundere tag on anything and I’m already halfway sold, but this little number delivers like she’s late for a punishment scene. From the moment I popped open the box and saw that smug anime babe staring me down, I knew I was about to commit a few crimes against plastic. The dual-layer design hits real nice, it’s got that outer softness like she’s playfully pushing you away, but the inner tunnel’s gripping you like she definitely wants it. And that bullet vibe slot in the booty is peak innovation. That’s like putting turbo on a Fleshlight and telling it to moan in tsundere. Is it perfect? Nah, cleanup’s a little annoying and she’s not the tightest on the market. But for a mid-sized, super cute, anime-themed stroker that lets you roleplay the emotionally unavailable girlfriend of your dreams, 10/10 would ruin again. Tsundere-approved. Dick-drained. Wallet slightly lighter. No regrets.

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If you love fantasy dildos that are thicker in the middle, then Wandering Bard Toys' Shadow Demon needs to be on your radar! This fully customizable dildo is made with body-safe silicone and is available in 5 sizes, 3 firmness levels, 9 pour styles, and 99 different colors. There's a ton of texture, but it's not too intense. Plus, it's made by a queer owned indie toy company based in the US! Mine is medium size and firmness with a marble swirl in copper and cosmic coloring.

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Solina Toys busted into the market with 3 ultra realistic, dual-density silicone dildos, and it's easy to see why there is so much buzz about them! These affordably priced realistic dildos have a squishy exterior and a firm core, with a powerful suction cup. My personal favorite of the 3 original models is the XL, while my wife prefers the XXL. These are a really great option for anyone looking for hyper realistic silicone dildos at an affordable price!

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Be honest now: who hasn’t wondered what alien sex might be like? Or perhaps dreamt of being abducted and given a thoroughly carnal examination by some exotic alien anal probe. I know I have. John Thomas toys are here to help you answer that question, with their Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo.

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The larger you go, the more intense this dildo becomes! I appreciate Lycan’s design a lot. The knots and tapered head provide most of the textural stimulation this dildo provides, which is great since double knotting is a lot to handle. The other texture on the dildo is primarily vertical lines up the shaft, which you can feel but are less stimulating than horizontal textures, in my opinion. We have enjoyed using the Ejaculating Lycan Dildo with Cum Tube. The design is stimulating, the pour is aesthetically pleasing, and this dildo feels pleasurable. With that said, I would not recommend Lycan for beginners to fantasy dildos. The double knot is a lot to handle, especially on the medium size. I think this custom fantasy dildo is better suited to users with a bit more experience, so that they’re able to enjoy the dildo to the fullest. Which is what you’ll feel when you’ve got two knots inside of you!

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This clear, realistic dildo delivers an excellent balance of design, comfort, and usability. Its detailed shape and smooth texture provide a lifelike experience, while the sturdy suction base adds versatility for hands‑free use. Cleaning is quick and hassle‑free, and the body‑safe material ensures durability and safety. While it doesn’t include vibration functions, its silent nature makes it discreet and reliable. Overall, it’s a solid choice for anyone looking for a realistic and easy‑to‑maintain product at a fair price.

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I'm happy to see Solina Toys branching out into fantasy dildos with their first model, Monsta. Monsta is a werewolf themed dildo with fantastic dual-density, body-safe silicone, a suction cup, squishy testicles, and, best of all, is affordably priced at $69.99. I really loved stretching with Monsta, whereas my wife was thrilled to have a dual-density dildo that fits her girth preferences. We both think that the toy could use a bit more of a curve for better g-spot & p-spot stimulation, but overall we're both really happy with Monsta. This is NOT a toy for beginners, as the girth is pretty substantial, however it does make for an excellent stepping stone for those looking to try fantasy dildos.

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Treat yourself. The raw truth: BUY IT IF: 1. Authenticity is your holy grail. 2. You crave the closest possible feel to real, specific intimacy. 3. You value industrial-strength durability and want a toy that lasts years, not months. 4. You have above-average girth/length and find tighter sleeves uncomfortable or restrictive. 5. You want to actively train for better stamina and control. This sleeve helps. 6. You appreciate meticulous engineering and complex, stimulating textures. 7. The Eva Lovia fantasy specifically appeals to you. It’s her signature feel. SKIP IT IF: 1. Discretion is your TOP priority. This thing needs a dedicated hiding spot. 2. You prefer **extremely tight, intense stimulation. The Fleshlight Eva Lovia Sugar is realistic, not vice-grip tight. 3. You won't commit to the cleaning routine. Neglect will ruin it. Fast. 4. Your budget is strictly under $80 and you refuse to buy necessary cleaners/lube. 5. You’re happy with simpler, cheaper sensations. This is a gourmet meal, not fast food. The Bottom Line: The Eva Lovia Fleshlight with "Sugar" Texture is a masterclass in realistic pleasure engineering. It delivers an uncannily authentic experience, leverages unique star-power anatomy, boasts bomb-proof construction, and offers genuine functional benefits for stamina. While the price tag and care demands are significant, and discretion is challenging, the sheer quality and unparalleled sensation make it a compelling, justifiable investment for the serious enthusiast. It doesn’t just simulate; it transports. If you're ready to upgrade from "meh" to "HOLY @#$&!" - this is your portal. Just, maybe, buy a sturdy lockbox too.

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Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

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You're going to love this toy if you're looking for a quick stress-reliever. It's quick, easy, and feels like a breeze to use. I'd say it's one of my favorite Onaholes, and not just because it's easier to clean than most!

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Ever wondered what it’d feel like to strap a motorcycle engine to your manhood? Well, saddle up because the M1 from Tingon is about to take you for a ride. This isn’t your average bedside gadget; it’s a mechanical fever dream packed into a device that looks like it was designed by someone who builds café racers in their spare time. Let’s talk movement, because the M1 isn’t just here to look cool. It offers single-direction rotation and a retracting stroke motion that pulls back like it’s revving for another pass. It’s not just motion…it’s mechanical choreography! Visually, this thing’s a trip. With those motorcycle-style handles and ergonomic build, it honestly wouldn’t look out of place in a Mad Max garage. It’s a strange little marvel, and once you get your hands on it, you might find yourself tempted to yell “vroom vroom” just for the full effect.

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I'm a big fan of Solina Toys, and their newest hyper-realistic dildo in their line up is no exception to that. The dual-density, suction cup, & super realistic design are exactly what I've come to know & love from Solina Toys. This model is available in two realistic skin tones, called Vanilla and Cocoa. There's a good amount of texture and the uncut design makes the tip a lot more beginner friendly than some of the other Solina Toys models. I really love this toy and would absolutely recommend it!

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As a big fan of sex grinders, I love Calypso by Paladin Pleasure Sculptors, or PPSculptors for short. Calypso is a merfolk vulva grinder with a lot of texture. It's great for pillow or thigh humpers and can be used by any anatomy! Pair with your preferred water-based lubricant, then hump & grind away. Pro tip: Use plenty of lube!

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